There are several different kinds of magic in my life today. Please find them listed below:
1. First and foremost, I discovered that I can post pictures in my weblog posts. This is magic of the highest degree. Please note the above picture and be amazed and awed at the twenty-first century’s technology. This is the world we live in, folks.
2. I figured out how to link my weblog to profiles I have on various sites. If you go to Goodreads (http://www.goodreads.com/author/show/6562198.Artie_Sievers) or Amazon (http://www.amazon.com/Artie-Sievers/e/B0078N7SH0/ref=ntt_athr_dp_pel_pop_1), you will now be able to see RSS Feeds (I don’t even know what that means) of my weblog posts there! Again, I request that you express enthusiasm and veneration at the things that can be done on the Interweb. This is magic of the second highest degree. Goodness gracious!
3. I bought a new pillow today. It is of the down persuasion. It was $20, but was marked down to $8.99. This is magic of the monetary degree. I tried it out already. It’s a pretty sweet ride. For my head.
4. I’m making pizza tonight. I would be remiss if I wrote a post about magic and did not include my friend and yours: yeast. Can we give it up a little for yeast, folks? I mean, he’s just sitting around in its little packet, tucked away in the baking aisle, so nonchalant, so unassuming. Heck, he usually even comes in packs of threes, with the little perforated edge between he and his compatriots. Paper packaging, mind you. Certainly this can’t be anything that important, the uninformed consumer tells herself as she places the trio of yeast brothers into her cart. Once at home, he asks so little of you. He agrees to sit ever so politely on your pantry shelf, taking up no room at all. Perhaps you put him in that little plastic container you have for all of your paper packet-ed pantry items like marinade and taco seasoning. “Don’t worry about me – I’ll be here whenever you need me,” he says with a grin. And it could be months. But as soon as you get him down off the shelf, and let him do its magic, hot dog! He actually changes the size and shape of dough! He becomes a veritable David Blaine of the culinary world and creates a whizzbang levitation illusion. Nothing will ever be the same. This is magic of the natural degree. I shall witness this magic this evening, and I will be enthralled.
5. There will be a movie night this evening in The Duncraggen. The theme? Magic. The films? The Illusionist and The Prestige. Remember those guys? Poor things, they came out at the exact same time and had practically the exact same subject matter. Say what you will, but I believe neither got their fair share of appreciation. Tonight I will relive the wonder, the drama, and the excitement of seeing world-class magicians in high-tension, life-altering situations that I experienced when I first saw both oh those many years ago. This is magic of the cinematic degree. And it shall be spectacular.