I watched Jungle 2 Jungle today. It was the first time since I first saw it in theaters when I was a kid. Here are the life lessons I took away:
1. The stock market is difficult. Also, they wear bright colored jackets and nametags so people know who they are. They’re like costumes, and they even have a coat check dressing room adjacent to the trading floor. So basically the stock market is like a big play.
2. Mimi-Siku means “cat piss.”
3. Fruit increases flatulence, according to Tim Allen.
4. The 90’s were a very different time, when a thirteen-year-old boy could fly on a plane and walk through the airport shirtless, shoeless, and carrying a bow and arrow. And nobody gave him a second look.
Also – You could crawl out one of the windows of the crown on the Statue of Liberty and nobody would try to stop you – they’d just take pictures. Also, you could get released from the police within hours of committing this act.
5. No one in big cities carries a bag or has anywhere to go ever. They’re just always completely bagless and purseless, totally game for some impromptu dancing in front of a street performer who doesn’t look like they have a license.
6. I miss the original Game Boy. And the cool light/magnifying glass you could get with it.
7. Unconscious cat humor is always effective. Especially when it is paired with tranquilizing blowguns.
8. David Ogden Stiers is amazing.
9. It’s always funny when someone says “That’s gotta hurt” after watching someone else get kicked in the crotch.
10. If you live in Lipo Lipo and you give a girl a pot, it’s like friending someone your crush on Facebook – things are gonna get real.