This post is not about any of these things:
1. I took a trip home to small-town America to watch a community theatre production of THE 25TH ANNUAL PUTNAM COUNTY SPELLING BEE that featured several friends and family members. It was a ridiculously good time and the show was super fun. Also I learned how to spell “floxinoxinihilipilification.” For all those times I need to remember how to spell it.
2. During said trip to small-town America we spent a day in Hershey Park, where I have gone almost every summer of my entire life to ride roller coasters and eat chocolate in the Sweetest Place On Earth. It rained thrice during the day, but only for about fifteen minutes each time, so by the end of the day everyone had been scared away and we had the run of the place. I think the best way to experience roller coasters is to walk off them and walk back on three times in a row.
3. The trip to Hershey Park included admission to ZooAmerica, which only has animals that exist in North America. (So really – only animals you can already see outside your back door.) But my brothers are fun. We were bears. Which is helpful. When you need to be bears.
4. I saw FRANCES HA last night. It was quite good. I’m totally on board with this burgeoning genre of showing how awful and terrible and wonderful and frightened and crazy and ridiculous and amazing young people actually are as they haphazardly make their way through their poverty-stricken twenties. Good on you, Lena Dunham. Good on you, Greta Gerwig.
5. My girlfriend and I went on a kick-ass hike today. North of the city is Mount Taurus in the Hudson Highlands region. 1400 feet elevation, 7.5 miles roundtrip. Sometimes more rock-climbing than hiking. Gorgeous views. Also the ruins of an early twentieth-century estate by a former president of the National Lead Company (which sounds like a super fun job, by the way). So that was amazing, completely un-ironically.
6. I learned (or rather, verified) that I hate communicating with other hikers as they walk past me. No sir, I do not want to discuss the difficulty of the trail. I do not want to speak about the weather. I left the city to get away from people. Let me live in my I’m-living-two-hundred-years-ago-and-there’s-only-deer-and-badgers-and-raccoon-and-slugs-and-birds-and-squirrels-and-newts-hiding-behind-all-that-nature fantasy.
7. Apparently my family went hiking today too. Because they’re awesome and we all think alike. We were hike buddies from two hundred miles apart. I love them.
8. Also, this post is 100% NOT about how sometimes you just can’t think of enough about one subject for a weblog post, so you just detail several things that come into your head. Not at all.
Instead, this post is about Independence Day.
Happy Fourth of July everyone. 🙂